I Want Red Hair and Boys

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(Source: owls-only)

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

(Source: nickelodeonkids)

trained-unprofessional:

this is what i’ve been waiting for

copperbadge:

navalenigma:

Aggressively southern gay

The best kind of southern gay!

copperbadge:

navalenigma:

Aggressively southern gay

The best kind of southern gay!

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

(Source: ernoticon)

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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hamball1:

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                    fuck you

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shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

thahalfrican:

missdanidaniels:

w0tdaactualfuck:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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What even the fuck?

Holy shit!!!

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  • october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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