If somebody had asked you, yesterday, to name the top ten must-have items that your bachelor pad simply had to have, a rubber band machine gun probably wouldn’t have been on that list. Why? Because you didn’t know it existed. Now you’re going to regret laminating that wish-list, because your trusty Wingman is going to show you exactly why it needs changing.
Ingeniously designed and crafted by Alex Shpetniy & Brian Dinh, this fast-charging, easy-reload, 16-barrel, automatic machine gun is a certified fan favourite, with its Kickstarter campaign almost quadrupling its pledge aim of $5,000 with almost an entire month left to run.
Using a small electric engine, powered by just 5 AA batteries, whether your target is your arch nemesis or just a few cans lined up along a wall, the huge 672 rubber band capacity allows you to fire off 14 shots per second, at a range of up to 26 feet.
With plenty of time left to pledge – should you be unable to fight the desire to get your hands on one of your very own rubber band machine guns – the eleven different pledge options, and three stunning variations of gun design, should leave no home rubber-band-machine-gun-less this Christmas.
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god
"wow i like that sweater you’re knitting" "IT’S NOT A SWEATER IT’S A BRO COZY CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A MAN??"
Tumblr on November 1st
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.
"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes
YESSS THIS IS GREAT YES FUCK yeah
You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.
I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.
Your shoelaces are untied.
Artist Michael Murph has created Gun Country, a site specific installation that consists of 130 toy guns for the open art competition ArtPrize this year.
ok but: sam wilson morning person extraordinaire and steve “i woke up at 5 fucking am like 16 times just so i could bump into you, sam. fuck you for waking up so early to go on your stupid runs. I DON’T EVEN NEED TO RUN i just wanted to see your stupid face” rogers