I Want Red Hair and Boys

sleepydumpling:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.

sleepydumpling:

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.

a-pair-of-new-shoes:

Can you imagine if Newsies was an ongoing TV series instead of a movie and we got all these in depth characters and complicated plot lines and canon Javid and Blush?

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

heidmaan:

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

guys. GUYS. THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A THING GUYS

croatoan-fallen-angel:

NotWhatSherl?

NotWhatSherl

(Source: annethearcher)

jennacoleman:

Jenna for The Independent

jennacoleman:

Jenna for The Independent

ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

(Source: brain-food)

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

samryane:

This is where I went to high school and my sister is currently a junior in the guard there…at least they’re extremely talented lol

samryane:

This is where I went to high school and my sister is currently a junior in the guard there…at least they’re extremely talented lol

(Source: losangelescasualty)

mishurcollins:

fishingboatproceeds:

darktosugar:

oh

I finally know who John Green makes me think of

he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron

but grown up

the hair and everything

I heard this so much in 2007.

And then I didn’t hear it anymore.

And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.

But no.

I still do.

I am laughing so much

(Source: ohjesombre)

musicallyinclinedjedi:

james-catsby:

boyfriend: babe come over my parents aren’t home

me: i can’t i have band

boyfriend: wait shit we had band

stanhaley17

musicallyinclinedjedi:

thatsthat24:

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Best use of that gif

princesstikitec Hey Princess, are you a princess too?

affirmative.

(Source: shouldnt)