My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME
This is my favorite picture of Drake.
this is what i’ve been waiting for
Aggressively southern gay
The best kind of southern gay!
a question i ask myself regularly
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
What even the fuck?